Beach, please!

Greetings, family and friends! As we prepare to walk down the aisle, we have realised we do not need any more toasters, gravy boats or tea towels. What we really want is to escape somewhere we can soak up the sun, the sand and the cocktails.

We have set up a honeymoon fund where you can contribute any amount you like, from a few quid to a million pounds (hey, we wont stop you!). In return, we promise to take plenty of photos of us wearing matching sarongs and sunburned noses, and to share them with you on social media.

So, dear guests, please join us in making our honeymoon the adventure of a lifetime. And if you are feeling really generous, you could also throw in a packet of Hobnobs or some PG Tips tea bags for our in-room snacking pleasure. Cheerio for now!